BEST FRIENDS IF YOU WISH TO ANNOUNCE TO SOME-ONE THAT YOU AND HE OR SHE ARE BEST OF FRIENDS, WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO IT THAN WITH A WONDER-FUL FRIEND BEAR GREETING?? ANSWER: THERE IS NONE!!!! SO PLEASE USE THIS ONE!
		LOVE, RUDY-STYLE THERE IS A KOOKY MECHANICAL PONY HERE TO TELL YOUR LOVED ONE JUST HOW STRONG YOUR ARDENT DESIRE FOR THEM ACTUALLY IS! LEAVE IT TO THIS QUADRUPED-CUM-MARRIAGE COUNSELOR TO MAKE THINGS STEAMY!!!
		THE FRIENDLY SALUTATION IF THERE IS A CO-WORKER OR SOMEONE YOU ADMIRE BUT DO NOT DESIRE OR BOND WITH, WHO YOU WOULD LIKE TO GIVE A "MAD-SHOUT-OUT" TO, THEN LET POMEGRANITE BE YOUR DELIVERY-FRUIT! THIS IS PERFECT FOR ALL INFORMAL OCCASIONS AND GOES WELL WITH WHITE WINE!!!!
		A TRADITIONAL BRITISH GREETING HAVE AMERICAN/CANADIAN/AUSTRALIAN/ZAIREIAN GREETINGS BECOME TOO COMMONPLACE? WATCH AS ECONOMY-SIZED FRIEND BEAR MILKS THE HECK OUT OF ONE WORK: "REGARDS!" HA HA! IT IS FUNNY!
		THE THINLY VEILED THREAT/DISCO CARD! LOOKING FOR A WAY TO SAY "I LIKE YOU" WHEN YOU ACTUALLY MEAN "PLEASE GET OUT OF MY LIFE FOR-EVER?" DISCO JOE HAS THE WAY TO DO IT - THROUGH METAPHOR! HE SERVES ONE UP HIMSELF, PIPING-HOT, FOR THE TIMES WHEN YOU DO NOT WANT TO GIVE AN UNCONDITIONAL PLEASANT FEELING TO A FRIEND OR ASSOCIATE! HA HA!
		GET-WELL-SOON PUKURAN IS A JAPANESE BUNNY, AND HAS MANY RELA-TIVES WHO BECOME ILL FROM TIME-TO-TIME. BEACUSE OF THIS, SHE HAS DECIDED TO GIVE FLOWERS TO YOUR SICK FRIEND-RELATIVE-ASSOCIATE-OR-OTHER!! IN FACT, PUKURAN WILL WAGER THAT THE RECIPIENT WILL EITHER GET BETTER (DISCLAIMER: OR BECOME WORSE) AT SOME POINT AFTER THEY RECIEVE THIS CARD!
		IT IS CHLöE WHO DID NOT REMEMBER IF YOU DID NOT REMEMBER THE BIRTH-DAY OF SOMEONE SPECIAL OR IMPORTANT, PERHAPS IT IS BETTER THAT A SMALL FEMALE INDIE-BEAR TAKE THE MAJORITY OF THE WRATH! IF YOU ARE A HEARTLESS, COLD-HEARTED LOUT (AS ARE ALL WHO FORGET BIRTHDAYS, ANYHOW) THEN PLEASE PUT CHLöE IN THIS SITU-ATION!
		A PRIMAL SCREAM, JUST FOR YOU WHEN YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HECK YOU WANT TO SAY BUT WANT TO SEND ONE OF THESE CLEVER CARDS ANYHOW, LOUISIANA PURCHASE HAS THE CARD FOR YOU! NOW, IF ONLY "HALL-MARK" MADE THESE!
		THAT IS NOT A REAL HOLI-DAY TURTLE HAS CORNERED THE MARKET ON CLEVER-NESS BY CREATING HIS OWN HOLI-DAY! WATCH AS YOUR FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS SCRAMBLE TO DON THE PROPER ATTIRE AFTER "FINDING OUT" THAT IT IS "NATIONAL WEAR HATS WITH HOLES IN THEM" DAY! HAR HAR HAR! YOU PRANK-STER!
		GUSTAVO! YOU ARE NOT CANADIAN. FOR OUR CANADIAN FANS, WE HAVE THE ONE AND ONLY "HAPPY BOXING DAY" CARD, AS TOLD BY GUSTAVO, THE MASTER OF TIME AND SPACE! THIS CARD IS APPROPRIATE ON ANY DAY, BOXING DAY OR NOT, EXPECIALLY TO NON-CANADIANS, WHO PROBABLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT IN THE WORLD BOXING DAY IS!

STEP #2: NAME AND E-MAIL INFORMATION ENTER THE NAMES OF YOU AND YOUR RECIPIENT, COMPLETE WITH E-MAIL!!!

PLEASE BE CERTAIN OF RECIPIENT'S E-MAIL ADDRESS

YOUR NAME:
YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS:
RECIPIENT'S NAME:
RECIPIENT'S E-MAIL ADDRESS:

STEP #3: SELECT YOUR TEXT AND BACKGROUND COLORS PLEASED-TO-SELECT TEXT AND BACKGROUND COLORS! (TO CONFUSE PEOPLE, SET THEM BOTH TO THE SAME COLOUR! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!)

TEXT COLOR BLACK RED GREEN BLUE SKY BLUE YELLOW PURPLE ORANGE

BACKGROUND WHITE BLACK RED GREEN BLUE SKY BLUE YELLOW PURPLE ORANGE

STEP #4: ENTER YOUR TITLE & MESSAGE ENTER THINE MESSAGE!!!! IF YOU KNOW "HTML" YOU MAY USE IT BELOW AND IT WILL SHOW UP IN THE CARD!.

Card Title
Your Message

STEP #5: SIGN YOUR CARD PLEASE NOTE HOW YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR CARD TO BE SIGNED!!!! THERE ARE EXAMPLES HERE:

LOVE, FIDEL CASTRO BEST WISHES, LATOYA JACKSON!!! THIS IS FROM GOD!!! HAVE-A-NICE-DAY

STEP #6: Pick a Song! THIS DOES NOT WORK YET! HA HA! REST ASSURED THERE WILL BE ANNOY-ING "MIDI" FILES VERY SOON. No Music Selected

STEP #7: PROCEED TO PREVIEW OR START OVER PREVIEW THIS CARD BY PRESSING THE CORRE-SPONDING BUTTON BELOW! IT WILL NOT BE SENT UNTIL YOU CONFIRM IT ON THE NEXT PAGE, SO FEEL FREE TO BE RECKLESS!!